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Lapsus Linguae
- Marcus: Who invented the light bulb?
- Javier: Franklin Benjamin!
- Javier: OMG is that a screen-touch?
- Defendant, defending his own case: Did you get a good look at my face when I stole your purse?
- (he went to jail)
- letter of excuse for being absent: My child could not got to school because I took him to the doctor to get shot.
